Thursday, 21 September 2006

Joke of The Month

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab,
and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why
he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you
but I don't want to offend you."

"My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

"Well, let's see what we can do about that: First, you have to be
single and second you must be a Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and
I'm Catholic too!"

"OK, pull into the next alley," the nun says.

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back
on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess,
I'm married and I'm a Baptist."

The nun says, "That's OK, I'm on the way to a Halloween party,
and my name is Kevin ."

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dreamed of racing on 10:47 pm

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Monday, 11 September 2006

i suggested to fx that we make for a short trip to kota tinggi
after we tinted our windows.. beside the famous waterfall, we could
also go for the firefly river cruise.. desaru is near too..
we could even make a visit to the fruit farm or the ostrich farm..

finally, IHPC is sending me to w2k3 course.. i'm actually quite shock that
karen let wayne attend the course first.. she know that i wanted to
attend w2k3 and that i'd given my training burget to wayne last year.. but..
haiz..

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dreamed of racing on 11:31 pm

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Sunday, 10 September 2006

fx bought a 23k orange color march last month for ml to drive to sgh..
he'd fix on a bigger replicated muffler, mounted a front struct bar,
build in a voltage stabilizer and add on 2 pairs of windows visor..
the car did look more sportier.. ;) there're 2 public holiday next month
and maybe we'll go jb for windows tinting.. coe is increasing.. hopefully
it will fall again toward the end of 2006..

met sgt ivan and edmund while replacing my fuel pump in G Motor..
ivan drive a lancer while edmund drive an ep3.. i think both of them
didn't make to their 'O' levels, but they could still afford
their own cars.. education is not the only way to make big money..
in fact, those with lower educations didn't seem to earn less then those
with higher educations..

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dreamed of racing on 10:20 pm

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Saturday, 9 September 2006

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dreamed of racing on 10:16 pm

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